Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

Cheney and Palin had tea,
he prepped her on world history.
They also discussed
who would, should or must
be the all-time worst VP.

Sarah Palin's CV will provide
proof that she is qualified.
You don't see McCain
shooting wolves from a plane:
we'd be in good shape if he died.

Thanks to the Washington outsiders who submitted their thoughts.

If Biden's emotions cause you to panic,
just re-apply your tactical lipstick.
Remember the mantra
your handlers taught'cha:
maverick, maverick, maverick.

Sarah, you make me feel nonsensical
when I swim through your media spectacle.
When you reach out your hand
to pull me to land,
your lipstick makes me feel evangelical.

Enough of the journalism of gotcha:
inflation umbrellas, Troopergate, Russia.
Interviews won't be needed,
terrorists will be defeated
by two simple words: you betcha.