Sarah, ever since your debate with Biden,
everyone wonders where you've been hidin'.
A cave in Waziristan?
Palling around with Taliban
to prove Obama Hussein knew Bin Laden?

Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

from Ryan:

As debates go, it was quite a flat one,
each answer most likely a pat one.
Though a night with no drama
is a win for Obama
the same can’t be said for Mc “That One.”

Gotcha questions they just won’t abate,
and the media’s startin’ to hate
how they dare not approach,
for fear of reproach,
by the trooper she’s placed at the gate.

from Keya:

Against the sartorial splendor of Sarah Palin,
tangerine pantsuits pale in comparison;
with the wink of an eye
and a beehive piled high,
that beauty queen's been groomed for debatin'.

from Lee Lee:

I could give the liberal media a smack
for all of their debate guff and flack.
If it were up to me
the only person who would see
my great debate style would be Joe Six Pack.

Thanks to all who have submitted limericks. Main Street will continue to be heard.

The Presidential Debates are boring.
On the bus, the First Dude is snoring.
In the rear of the rig,
Sarah whispers to Trig,
I'll be back in the news in the morning.

Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

from Joe Six-Pack for Obama:

With lefts and rights Palin jabs
Obama/Biden she hopes to nab
Her handlers tells her all facts are true
But her Johnny researches precious few
Next up, the fear mongering gab.

from Speck Backfire:

Believe it, though it seems barely possible:
The next VP could be the last mayor of Wasilla.
You might think it's a joke,
But if old McCain croaks,
She could end up the most powerful boss of all.

From Lizzwill:

That woman gov played by Fey
Gets scarier every day
So lets work for Barack
to give Grampy a shock
and make winky pitbull go 'way.

Thanks to all the ordinary Americans who have been sending limericks. We'll be hearing the voices of other Washington outsiders soon.

When deciding to run with an Alaskan,
there's a few things you should be askin':
Will she put country first?
Can she properly rehearse
to lead us to victory in Michigan?

Fate tends to spin on ugly wheels:
the governor's mouth gets diarrheal.
When she calls for aid
the doctor's dismayed:
Sarah choked on her Achilles heel.

Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

Cheney and Palin had tea,
he prepped her on world history.
They also discussed
who would, should or must
be the all-time worst VP.

Sarah Palin's CV will provide
proof that she is qualified.
You don't see McCain
shooting wolves from a plane:
we'd be in good shape if he died.

Thanks to the Washington outsiders who submitted their thoughts.

If Biden's emotions cause you to panic,
just re-apply your tactical lipstick.
Remember the mantra
your handlers taught'cha:
maverick, maverick, maverick.

Sarah, you make me feel nonsensical
when I swim through your media spectacle.
When you reach out your hand
to pull me to land,
your lipstick makes me feel evangelical.

Enough of the journalism of gotcha:
inflation umbrellas, Troopergate, Russia.
Interviews won't be needed,
terrorists will be defeated
by two simple words: you betcha.