Thursday, October 2, 2008

Sarah, you make me feel nonsensical
when I swim through your media spectacle.
When you reach out your hand
to pull me to land,
your lipstick makes me feel evangelical.

Enough of the journalism of gotcha:
inflation umbrellas, Troopergate, Russia.
Interviews won't be needed,
terrorists will be defeated
by two simple words:
you betcha.