Sarah, ever since your debate with Biden,
everyone wonders where you've been hidin'.
A cave in Waziristan?
Palling around with Taliban
to prove Obama Hussein knew Bin Laden?

Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

from Ryan:

As debates go, it was quite a flat one,
each answer most likely a pat one.
Though a night with no drama
is a win for Obama
the same can’t be said for Mc “That One.”

Gotcha questions they just won’t abate,
and the media’s startin’ to hate
how they dare not approach,
for fear of reproach,
by the trooper she’s placed at the gate.

from Keya:

Against the sartorial splendor of Sarah Palin,
tangerine pantsuits pale in comparison;
with the wink of an eye
and a beehive piled high,
that beauty queen's been groomed for debatin'.

from Lee Lee:

I could give the liberal media a smack
for all of their debate guff and flack.
If it were up to me
the only person who would see
my great debate style would be Joe Six Pack.

Thanks to all who have submitted limericks. Main Street will continue to be heard.