While you claimed his taxes weren't fair,
some volumizer clung in the air.

Your stylist set loose

a new kind of moose,
spreading its wealth through your hair.

Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

from Anna:

Sarah P, golden girl of the right,
well she put up one hell of a fight,
But by the time she fell behind
she realized she'd been color blind
to the blue under those Northern Lights.

from Keya:

This passenger on the Straight Talk Express
ain't afraid to politically digress.
Appearances on comedy shows,
attacks on those A-holes
who pal with Ayers and the liberal press.

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