Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

from Ryan:

You don’t dare ask for whom the bell’s tollin’
just because you don’t like how you’re pollin’.
You just fire up your base
by alluding to race
(Let’s just hope there’s no call to “cleanse” Colin).

from Hugh:

Think Jacqueline O from State Fifty.
I say things like “Goshdarn” and “Nifty.”
I got covered in bugs
from my polar bear rugs.
That’s how come I'm always so shifty.

from Anna:

Say only Southern men can win the South?
then mavericks you know nothin' about.
You just switch-up your syntax
to woo those Joe-Six-Packs,
while the elite put their feet in their mouths.

Thanks again to Main Street for spreading the limerickal wealth.