Voices from Main Street: Maverick's Last Stand

As always, limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

From Polly:
When it seemed Clinton's votes could be bought,
you said, "Feminist? Well--sure, why not?"
But they never jumped ship--
stick this in your lip:
guess the girls aren't as dumb as you thought.

From Nick:
She enters her rally to Thriller,
as if she were now the top-biller.
And as music by "Jacko"
excites every wacko—
I suddenly start to feel … iller?

From Dennis:
The election is one day away,
the voters will then get their say.
McCain and Ms. Palin
are reportedly failin'
and most of us cry hip hooray.